Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

salad days!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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