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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

There's my tractor.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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