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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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