- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Tilt your screen back .

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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