- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

homosexual rights to marriage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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