- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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