Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Anti Joke

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