what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why are white people white? I don't know

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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