- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

BIG MAC'S

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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