Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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like if your cool

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Anti Joke

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