- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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