- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

i have two hands.

roses are red violets should be purple

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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