What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Beka has AIDS

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

If you're happy and you know it get a life

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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