How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Eric is gay Ha

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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