- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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