Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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