- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally