3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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You are joking right?

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Anti Joke

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