- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why was the man sad His got raped

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.