What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Knock Knock Who's there

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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