- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Justin Beiber

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

i just wrote this so hard

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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