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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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