What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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