- Anti Joke

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".