- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

oh hey.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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