A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's brown an sticky Shit

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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