Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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