- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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