- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Click here to end the world.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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