Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Whats cold and frozen? ice

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Take part of what?

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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