- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Dyslexia ruels!

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??