what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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