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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Turkey Balls

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Read a Book.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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