Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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