- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

womens rights.

What's better than a stick? A stone

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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