what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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