- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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