What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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hello anomonous

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