- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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