- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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