- Anti Joke

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

WNBA

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

All of these jokes are about white people

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.