- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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