Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Anti Joke

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