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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

No your aunties a joke

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down