- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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