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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

David Cameron

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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