- Anti Joke

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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