- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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