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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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