- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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