- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

womens rights

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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