What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

I have a horse.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

why does the man appear fat he is

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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