What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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