roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Maths.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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