- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

knock knock Goodbye

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock knock. Its open.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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