why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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