- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What's big and purple? Barney

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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