What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Justin Bieber

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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