- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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