- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

N-E Pats never cheated

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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