- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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