Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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