- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Alchohol.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Roses are red Im adopted

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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