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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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