What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Your sex life.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

jd and zach loves vigina

What is the name of the car? What

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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