- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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