- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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