What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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