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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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