A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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