Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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dat shoe shine tho

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This is an anti-joke.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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ever tried african food? they neither

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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