What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

whats brown and sticky a stick

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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