Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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