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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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