- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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