why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's 9+10? 19

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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