One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

You are joking right?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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