- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Emily Walker.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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