Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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12 in general

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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