I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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