What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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