- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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