- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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