What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

No!

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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