What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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