- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

If your reading this, youre not blind.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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