- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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