A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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