What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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