A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Good job, son.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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