Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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