- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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