- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

whats 2+2? 4

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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