- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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