- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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