- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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