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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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