Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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no rasist joks

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Jovan

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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