Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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haha black people :D

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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