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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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