Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Black people having a Job.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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