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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

I don't get it

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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