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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

whats hairy and crys your mom

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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