Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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