- Anti Joke

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

You having friends.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

You having friends.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm