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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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