Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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