- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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