Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

12 niqqa 12.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

My jeans

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A man died.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

hashtags suck balls

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

an emo girl walked into a white room

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