Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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woman's rights

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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