Neither did she.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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