There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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feminism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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