- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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