Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Weaner

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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