- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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