What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Obama lin Baden.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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