- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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