- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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