Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What is funnier than 24 69

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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