What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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