- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally