Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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