What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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hi jonny

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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