- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

batman has diarrhea

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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