Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Me

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's the new green? Green

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

the game

i hate non minorities!

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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