- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a blue chair A black person

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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