- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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