Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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