- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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