- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

black chicken. kfc

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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