- Anti Joke

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.