- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

ask me if im a door yes

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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