- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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