- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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