Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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