- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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