Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Whats worse than suicide? death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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