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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

I hate blackniggers

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Justin Bieber

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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