- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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