How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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