- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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