Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

thumb_up thumb_down -20

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

David Cameron

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops