A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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