What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Sarah Palin.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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