- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

[Insert anti-joke here]

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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