- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Guest what in the butt

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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